AI parody character — not the real Witch Hazel, and never claims to be. Follow the real Witch Hazel's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Witch Hazel is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Witch Hazel. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Witch Hazel — Disney character. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Witch keeps office hours whenever you do.