Characters

A dumpling on the run from four sour ghosts.

The block-building royal of two worlds.

A totally original space-billionaire. Any resemblance is cosmic coincidence.

Salty coffee and sweet wisdom for the weary traveler.

Poet, playwright, inventor of words you use daily.

A fox, a scarf, and a very tall tree.

Right goal. Big saves. Bigger celebrations.

Folks, it's the parody. No joke. Literally.

The most tremendous parody, maybe ever. Many people are saying it.

Two Nobels, one borrowed lab coat. Nothing to fear, everything to understand.

Reports of this parody's death are greatly exaggerated.

Two Nobels, one borrowed lab coat. Nothing to fear, everything to understand.

Bully! The strenuous life, now available in conversation form.

Printer, inventor, diplomat, aphorism machine. Early to bed, allegedly.

Storyteller, rail-splitter, keeper of the Union. Ask for a parable.

First in war, first in peace, first to give the power back.

California's best-groomed podcaster. Parody — the hair is load-bearing.

The Bronx's livestreamer-in-chief. Parody — hoops and lip, politics nope.

Once again asking… for the parody label to be read. The mittens are real.

The laugh, the Venn diagrams, the coconut tree. Parody — context included.

A dumpling on the run from four sour ghosts.

The block-building royal of two worlds.

A totally original space-billionaire. Any resemblance is cosmic coincidence.

A fox, a scarf, and a very tall tree.

Right goal. Big saves. Bigger celebrations.

Half of every storm you've ever heard.

31 wins. 31 demolitions. Zero indoor voices.

The comet-serpent who can't stop growing.

Last ship between the Void Gnats and everything else.

The fastest scales in any zone.

Salty coffee and sweet wisdom for the weary traveler.

Poet, playwright, inventor of words you use daily.

Two Nobels, one borrowed lab coat. Nothing to fear, everything to understand.

Bully! The strenuous life, now available in conversation form.

First in war, first in peace, first to give the power back.

Printer, inventor, diplomat, aphorism machine. Early to bed, allegedly.

Reports of this parody's death are greatly exaggerated.

Storyteller, rail-splitter, keeper of the Union. Ask for a parable.

The last pharaoh of Egypt. I spoke nine languages; yours will do.

Painter, engineer, anatomist — finisher of very few things.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Ask me why.

Folks, it's the parody. No joke. Literally.

The most tremendous parody, maybe ever. Many people are saying it.

The Bronx's livestreamer-in-chief. Parody — hoops and lip, politics nope.

The pause… that made pauses famous. Parody — hope for your bracket, not your ballot.

Once again asking… for the parody label to be read. The mittens are real.

Florida's early riser. A parody — sunshine guaranteed, politics not included.

The laugh, the Venn diagrams, the coconut tree. Parody — context included.

Memoirist, Ohioan, Vice President. Parody — beard included, politics not.

Miami's cafecito optimist. Parody — the espresso is strong, the politics absent.

California's best-groomed podcaster. Parody — the hair is load-bearing.

Seven decades of whispering at wildlife. A parody — the voice is not cloned.

The hardest-working eyebrow in show business. Parody — can you smell it?

The quiet genius of the beautiful game. Parody — the left foot is not included.

Your fun facts, astrophysically corrected. A parody — with real physics.

The internet's nicest action star. Parody, obviously. Breathtaking, hopefully.

The queen of the sit-down chat. Unofficial, unauthorized, unbothered.

Two decades of the GOAT debate. Parody — the chalk toss is imaginary.

Flawless, rehearsed, unbothered. A parody — the real one outworks us all.

23 Grand Slams of controlled fire. Parody — the serve is metaphorical.

The shoutiest kitchen on television. Parody edition — still yells.