AI parody character — not the real William Whitaker, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Whitaker's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Whitaker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Whitaker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The show jumper, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Whitaker — show jumper (born 1989). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.