AI parody character — not the real Thomas Samuel Swartwout, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Samuel Swartwout's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Samuel Swartwout is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Samuel Swartwout. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Samuel Swartwout — early settler of Deerpark, New York. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.