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Thomas Parker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Parker, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The landowner with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Parker — landowner and politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.