AI parody character — not the real Thomas Jordan, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Jordan's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Thomas Jordan

Thomas Jordan is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Jordan. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The version your group chat keeps imagining.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Jordan — German sprinter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Thomas Jordan is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Thomas Jordan is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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