AI parody character — not the real Thomas Howell, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Howell's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Howell is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Howell. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American male curler with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Howell — American male curler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.