AI parody character — not the real Thomas Hepburn, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Hepburn's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Hepburn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Hepburn. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Hepburn — British trade unionist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.