AI parody character — not the real Thomas Green, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Green's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Green is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Green. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Australian canoeist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Green — Australian canoeist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.