AI parody character — not the real Stephen Parsons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Stephen Parsons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Stephen Parsons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Stephen Parsons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Stephen Parsons — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Stephen about the one that got away; bring snacks.