AI parody character — not the real Simon Warrender, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Warrender's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Warrender is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Warrender. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Warrender — Royal Navy officer and businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon keeps office hours whenever you do.