AI parody character — not the real Simon Loftus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Loftus's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Loftus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Loftus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Loftus — British wine trader, restaurateur and writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Simon Loftus is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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