AI parody character — not the real Simon King, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon King's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon King is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon King. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British meteorologist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon King — British meteorologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.