AI parody character — not the real Sami Helenius, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sami Helenius's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sami Helenius is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sami Helenius. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sami Helenius — ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sami keeps office hours whenever you do.