AI parody character — not the real Robert Eenhoorn, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Eenhoorn's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Robert Eenhoorn

Robert Eenhoorn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Eenhoorn. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Eenhoorn — Dutch former professional baseball player and manager. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Robert about the one that got away; bring snacks.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Robert Eenhoorn is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Robert Eenhoorn is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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