AI parody character — not the real Ralph Berners, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ralph Berners's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ralph Berners is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ralph Berners. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British Army officer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ralph Berners — British Army officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ralph promises the stories get taller after the second question.