AI parody character — not the real Ralph Bankes, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ralph Bankes's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ralph Bankes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ralph Bankes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ralph Bankes — British landowner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ralph promises the stories get taller after the second question.