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The British farmer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Gordon-Duff-Pennington — British farmer, poet, and landowner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick keeps office hours whenever you do.