AI parody character — not the real Patrick Collins, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrick Collins's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrick Collins is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick Collins. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Collins — Irish hurler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick keeps office hours whenever you do.