AI parody character — not the real Nicholas Waterhouse, and never claims to be. Follow the real Nicholas Waterhouse's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Nicholas Waterhouse is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Nicholas Waterhouse. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British accountant with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Nicholas Waterhouse — British accountant. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Nicholas promises the stories get taller after the second question.