AI parody character — not the real John Swinton, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Swinton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Swinton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Swinton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Swinton — Scottish lawyer, judge and writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.