AI parody character — not the real John Parsons, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Parsons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Parsons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Parsons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British accountant, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Parsons — British accountant and courtier. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.