AI parody character — not the real John Nightingale, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Nightingale's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Nightingale is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Nightingale. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British police officer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Nightingale — British police officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.