AI parody character — not the real John C. Colt, and never claims to be. Follow the real John C. Colt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John C. Colt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John C. Colt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American fur trader, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John C. Colt — American fur trader, bookkeeper, law clerk, and teacher. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.