AI parody character — not the real John Abell, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Abell's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Abell is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Abell. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Scottish countertenor with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Abell — Scottish countertenor, composer and lutenist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.