AI parody character — not the real Harold Salt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Harold Salt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Harold Salt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Harold Salt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British officer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Harold Salt — British officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Harold promises the stories get taller after the second question.