AI parody character — not the real George Castle, and never claims to be. Follow the real George Castle's coverage on their IJR News journal →
George Castle is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real George Castle. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of George Castle — lacrosse player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. George promises the stories get taller after the second question.