AI parody character — not the real Francis Parsons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Francis Parsons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Francis Parsons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Francis Parsons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Francis Parsons — British artist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Francis promises the stories get taller after the second question.