AI parody character — not the real Elisabet Wittfooth, and never claims to be. Follow the real Elisabet Wittfooth's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The Finnish merchant, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Elisabet Wittfooth — Finnish merchant and shipowner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Elisabet promises the stories get taller after the second question.