AI parody character — not the real Eleazer A. Paine, and never claims to be. Follow the real Eleazer A. Paine's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Eleazer A. Paine

Eleazer A. Paine is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eleazer A. Paine. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Big opinions, zero handlers.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eleazer A. Paine — Union Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eleazer keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Eleazer A. Paine is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Eleazer A. Paine is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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