AI parody character — not the real Edward Bolitho, and never claims to be. Follow the real Edward Bolitho's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Edward Bolitho is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Edward Bolitho. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British Army colonel, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Edward Bolitho — British Army colonel and Lord Lieutenant of Cornwall. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Edward promises the stories get taller after the second question.