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Edward Ashton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Edward Ashton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Edward Ashton — Royalist colonel in the English army. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Edward promises the stories get taller after the second question.