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The Continental Army officer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ebenezer Sproat — Continental Army officer, pioneer to the Ohio Country. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ebenezer keeps office hours whenever you do.