AI parody character — not the real Denis Johnson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Denis Johnson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Denis Johnson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Denis Johnson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Coachmaker, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Denis Johnson — Coachmaker and pioneer bicycle-maker. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Denis promises the stories get taller after the second question.