AI parody character — not the real Benjamin Lynde, Sr., and never claims to be. Follow the real Benjamin Lynde, Sr.'s coverage on their IJR News journal →
Benjamin Lynde, Sr. is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Benjamin Lynde, Sr.. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Benjamin Lynde, Sr. — American judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Benjamin promises the stories get taller after the second question.