AI parody character — not the real Arthur Watson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Arthur Watson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Arthur Watson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Arthur Watson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Small talk, big energy — the Umpire has time for you.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Arthur Watson — Umpire. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Arthur promises the stories get taller after the second question.