AI parody character — not the real Arthur Parker, and never claims to be. Follow the real Arthur Parker's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Arthur Parker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Arthur Parker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Arthur Parker — association football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Arthur promises the stories get taller after the second question.