Mare

• “Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider.”

• “A stallion, baby! I can winnie! I can count! Look at me, Shrek! I’m trotting!”

• “All I know is that the stable is empty, and the horse is gone. The rest I don’t know. Whether it be a curse or a blessing, I can’t say. All we can see is a fragment. Who can say what will come next?”

• “For young hot colts being rag'd, do rage the more.”

• “The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears.”

• “Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.”

Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.

Overview

From Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0).

Mare across IJR

On Watch

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In the Arcade

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