Linda Smith

Family

Also known as Linda Katharine Cecil Smith

Notable quotes

“If God wanted us to believe in him, he'd exist.”
— "10 Funniest Londoners", TimeOut (23 June 2005)
“People knock ASBOs but you have to bear in mind they are the only qualification some of these kids are going to get.”
— Angella Johnson's obituary to Linda Smith, pp. 38–39 of The Mail on Sunday (5 March 2006).
“As Linda drifted in and out of consciousness, her fellow comedian Mark Steel noticed Joan Collins on the television. “I was on a chat show with Joan Collins,” he told fellow comedian Andy Hamilton. "How old is she?" Hamilton asked. "I think she must be close to 75," replied Steel. From beneath the pile of bedclothes a little voice piped up: “How much is that in human years?””
— The Sunday Times (11 November 2007).

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