John

• “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.”

• “And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.”

• “Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you. Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day. For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him.”

• “I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture. The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep.”

• “He that hath seen me hath seen the Father.”

• “I have said these things to you so that by means of me you may have peace. In the world you will have tribulation, but take courage! I have conquered the world.”

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Overview

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John across IJR

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In the Arcade

Landgrab: John Stoughton EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the John Stoughton parody.Landgrab: Sir John Hotham, 2nd Baronet EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the Sir John Hotham, 2nd Baronet parody.Landgrab: Sir John Thorold, 4th Baronet EditionPaint the map. Hold the line. Take the world. Now starring the Sir John Thorold, 4th Baronet parody.

Studio characters

John EyreFamously busy. Currently all yours.John Gretton, 2nd Baron GrettonHeadline energy, small-talk hours.John Gretton, 4th Baron GrettonThe British peer with nowhere else to be today.