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Dave Barry (born 16 September 1961) is an Irish former sportsperson.
“The problem is, when Oprah lost all that weight, her head didn't get any smaller. And so she looks kind of like a person carrying a balloon.”
“Thus was born the civil rights movement, an epic struggle that has required much sacrifice and pain, but which has enabled the United States to progress, in just three decades, from being a nation where blacks were forced to ride in the back of the bus, to being a nation where, due to federal cutbacks, there is no bus.”
“Americans loved Disneyland, because it gave them something good, something decent, something that epitomized a quality that vacationing American families value above all else: clean toilets.”
“This book is dedicated to everybody who buys this book. Without you, I would have to get an actual job.”
“• Under Florida’s “stand your ground” law, it is legal to shoot anybody for any reason as long as you are standing on the ground.”
“So Erik was an asshole. But he was also—not that this was contradictory—a highly successful lawyer.”
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.
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